How I almost died at 23

It started like this:

"Hey Joce, do you want to hike Angel's Landing with a group of people?"


Sure, Andrew, sounds swell.


Then this happened:

Followed by this:

Yes. That is right. So many people have died on this hike that they added chains for people to hold on to so if you fall, you don't slide right off the side of the mountain, you just dangle there grasping onto the chain for dear life.

And sure you get to see views like this:

And get to say that you conquered this beast:

But who's enjoying that when you feel like this:

Thanks, Andrew, for a very memorable weekend.

Maybe next time we can just watch Survivor Man at home. While eating Mudslide ice cream.